When you think of J-List, you might think of wacky snacks like Green Tea Kit Kat, or maybe our line of kanji T-shirts that say “Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend,” which (amazingly) supposedly work sometimes. Or if you’re on the perverted side, you might think of our “ecchi” products including onahole toys for male self pleasure. Because we get a lot of questions about what toys are good for first-time buyers, we decided to put together a proper First-Time Onahole Buyers’ Guide.

What is an Onahole?

I have a confession to make: I spent years thinking the word onahole came from onna (woman) and the English word “hole,” but a reader of this blog recently pointed out to me that the ona part refers to “onanie” (オナニー),  a word for onanism (masturbation) that entered Japan through the German language in the 19th century. So onahole just means “masturbation hole” that guys use to relieve certain pressures that build up from time to time.

J-List sells more than 100 “dolphin polishers,” with a massive amount of variety. Toys that simulate sex with your favorite anime character. Or with a magical fairy. Or your school’s Student Council President. Or receiving a really special blow job. Or trying anal sex.

An Onahole Buyers’ Guide for Beginners

But this guide is a first-time onahole buyers’ guide, so we’re going to stick to products that are, we think, especially suited for inexperienced buyers trying out different products to see what they like.

Right off the bat, “beginner” onahole toys are generally going to be

  • Cheap, costing $15 or less — less than the cheapest of dates with a real girl; and
  • Slightly on the small side. If you’re of above average size, we recommend you look at other products, such as the Love Style 48 or this Girls und Panzer parody toy. (These are both review links.)

 

 

Bride on the Wedding Night package
This is  the Bride on the Wedding Night, a well regarded toy from Toy’s Heart, one of our favorite companies. As all the onaholes we sell, it’s made in Japan (not China) and comes with starter lotion. Just $12, cheaper than a date at McDonald’s!

 

A Bride on the Wedding Night Inside
This is a cross-section of the Bride on the Wedding Night Inside toy. Each toy has a slightly different approach, giving you ridges or bumps or creases in different places. Being a toy that simulates a girl on her wedding night, expect it aim for the tightest fit of any of the products listed in this first-time onahole buyers’ guide.
A Bride on the Wedding Night Outside
This is the outside of the Bride on the Wedding Night Outside toy. Makes you want to re-watch Dune.

 

Blow Job Under the Table
We love it when onahole companies get creative, and the Blow Job Under the Table Outside certainly made us smile. It’s a “fellatio” simulating hole, with soft teeth and even an “Adam’s apple.”

 

blow job under the table back package
Cross section of the Blow Job Under the Table.

 

 

 

Blow Job Under the Table Outside
This is what the outside of the Blow Job Under the Table Outside toy looks like. Note that if you’re looking for an outstanding fellatio experience, you might want to consider the F&F series instead (another review link).

 

Erotic Number! Momose package
Girlish Number! is an anime about three voice actresses trying to make it’s in Japan’s competitive seiyu world, and company went and made parody onaholes of all three girls, which is the Erotic Number! series.

 

All three girlish number parody onaholes
Each toy has a different shape and is made of slightly different materials, so you get the “normal” (the main girl), “soft” (her airheaded friend) and “hard” (the super slender, super ambitious girl). They’re so cheap ($12 each), you can get all three and have a party!

 

 

My Ona Pet ZERO – Catgirl Starter Hole
You can raise you anime catgirl fetish tot he next level with the My Ona Pet ZERO – Catgirl Starter Hole, a fun onahole that lets you breed with imaginary catgirls.

 

 

 

 

My Ona Pet ZERO – Catgirl Starter Hole inside
Cross section of the My Ona Pet ZERO – Catgirl Starter Hole, showing twists, bumps and grooves, place a place for you to finish.

 

 

My Ona Pet ZERO – Catgirl Starter Hole outside
The view of My First Catgirl Onahole from the outside. Different companies take different approaches to sculpting detail, this one is pretty good.

 

 

Next Door Onee-san – Tonari no Oneesan
Next up is the Next Door Onee-san – Tonari no Oneesan toy, literally recreating the cute oneesan (which means “older sister” but in this case refers to any girl older and more sexually experienced than you). “No one’s home right now, want to come see my room?”

 

Next Door Onee-san – Tonari no Oneesan Inside
Cross section of the Next Door Onee-san – Tonari no Oneesan toy. Definitely very different from all the other toys, and since it’s also cheap, you can build a little harem of “waifus.”

 

Next Door Onee-san – Tonari no Oneesan Outside
The outside of the Next Door Onee-san – Tonari no Oneesan onahole. Note hat while it appears to be small, all of these toys will stretch , both width-wise and length-wise.

 

 

Sujiman Kupa Roa - Real Onahole
This is the only non-budget onahole on this page, mainly to illustrate what features you can expect in higher-end, more expensive toys. This is the Sujiman Kupa Roa – Real Onahole by Magic Eyes, which we’ve been selling since the 2nd George W. Bush Presidency.

 

 

Sujiman Kupa Roa - Real Onahole Discrption
While the “starter” toys we have listed in this guide are on the smaller side, the Sujiman Kupa Roa is quite a bit larger, making it suitable for customers with larger equipment. You also get the bonus of the company’s great attention t o detail, with proper dark coloring inside, completely realistic labia major and minora, a G-spot right where it should be, and so on.

 

 

 

Sujiman Kupa Roa - Real Onahole Inside
Cross section of the Sujiman Kupa Roa. Make you want to dress up like a gynecologist and play doctor. So, those are some of the differences between the lowest cost “starter” onaholes and the more trendy ones by companies like Magic Eyes. This toy is currently $38, for comparison.

 

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Angela is ready to help relieve the pressure in your Balzac. (via)

 

 

amatsukaze kantai collection drawn by mtu orewVH
There’s a lot of Tenga fanart out there, celebrating the famous Deep Throat by Tenga. They’re good toys, though we recommend the ones on this page better. Among other things, you can clean and re-use them much more easily. (via)

 

 

 

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Finally there are Tenga Eggs, the humble sex toy from Japan, which I wrote a whole separate review about. They’re an important part of every man’s prostate health management strategy. (via)

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One more note: all J-List adult orders are shipped in a discrete and careful manner, with no indication of any adult contents. So feel free to make an order today!

Well this has been an interesting journey. I hope you’ve enjoyed our First-Time Onahole Buyers’ Guide. If you want, we’ll do more posts like this one!

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Your parting gif…

  • A Bride on the Wedding Night

    A Bride on the Wedding Night

    Toy's Heart (ToysHeart) is one of our favorite adult toymakers from Japan, and we love their quality and inventive concepts, which make private time so much more enjoyable. This toy is a super detailed masturbation aid that simulates a new wife's first virgin night, the first time entering her most private place on that most special night. The toy is just the right size, with a tight opening that is unknown to man, a tight "Messiah zone,", several bumps and turns, plus they "finish zone" that will kindly receive your seed. Made in Japan of phthalate-free materials, and lotion is included. A great toy for beginners and first-time users!

    $12.00
  • Blow Job Under the Table

    Blow Job Under the Table

    Here's a unique and fun toy from Toy's Heart (ToysHeart), which simulates a very specific fetish: receiving fellatio secretly, under a table or desk, which is a very specific condition indeed. Just imagine, that special girl sliding under your desk, lowering your zipper and giving you a special gift, though no one else who sees you sitting there is the wiser. The toy is extremely well-made, with grooves and bumps inside just like a real mouth, and a ton for getting oral pleasure. Made in Japan Of 100% phthalate-free materials, includes lotion. A great toy for beginners and first-time users!

    $12.00
  • Next Door Onee-san   Tonari no Oneesan

    Next Door Onee-san Tonari no Oneesan

    The English phrase "the girl next door" in tonari no onee-san in Japanese, and that's the theme of this great onahole from Japan, which expertly simulates the welcoming vagina of a cute, experienced girl who lives next door to you, and dosn't mind if you come over for some quality sexy time with her. It's a well made toy created in Japan of 100% phthalate free materals, and at 200 grams the heft is just right. Inside the toy are amazing bumps and spiral ridges that will bring you off in no time. The toy is slightly larger than other toys by sex toys, because this oneessan isn't a virgin. By Toy's Heart (ToysHeart). A great toy for beginners and first-time users!

    $12.00
  • I want it now   Ima, Hoshii no

    I want it now Ima, Hoshii no

    The words every guy wants to hear from his imaginary Japanese girlfriend or waifu is ima, hoshii no or "I want it now." This is an awesome onahole that simulates a tight and welcoming girl who's ready for you to enter. It's a well made toy created in Japan of 100% phthalate free materials, and at 200 grams the heft is just right. Inside the toy are amazing bumps and spiral ridges that will bring you off in no time. This toy simulates a tighter vagina and has a special suction feature to keep you securely inside. By Toy's Heart (ToysHeart). A great toy for beginners and first-time users!

    $12.00