When you think of J-List, you might think of wacky snacks like Green Tea Kit Kat, or maybe our line of kanji T-shirts that say “Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend,” which (amazingly) supposedly work sometimes. Or if you’re on the perverted side, you might think of our “ecchi” products including onahole toys for male self pleasure. Because we get a lot of questions about what toys are good for first-time buyers, we decided to put together a proper First-Time Onahole Buyers’ Guide.
What is an Onahole?
I have a confession to make: I spent years thinking the word onahole came from onna (woman) and the English word “hole,” but a reader of this blog recently pointed out to me that the ona part refers to “onanie” （オナニー), a word for onanism (masturbation) that entered Japan through the German language in the 19th century. So onahole just means “masturbation hole” that guys use to relieve certain pressures that build up from time to time.
But this guide is a first-time onahole buyers’ guide, so we’re going to stick to products that are, we think, especially suited for inexperienced buyers trying out different products to see what they like.
Right off the bat, “beginner” onahole toys are generally going to be
Cheap, costing $15 or less — less than the cheapest of dates with a real girl; and
Slightly on the small side. If you’re of above average size, we recommend you look at other products, such as the Love Style 48 or this Girls und Panzer parody toy. (These are both review links.)
One more note: all J-List adult orders are shipped in a discrete and careful manner, with no indication of any adult contents. So feel free to make an order today!
Well this has been an interesting journey. I hope you’ve enjoyed our First-Time Onahole Buyers’ Guide. If you want, we’ll do more posts like this one!
Toy's Heart (ToysHeart) is one of our favorite adult toymakers from Japan, and we love their quality and inventive concepts, which make private time so much more enjoyable. This toy is a super detailed masturbation aid that simulates a new wife's first virgin night, the first time entering her most private place on that most special night. The toy is just the right size, with a tight opening that is unknown to man, a tight "Messiah zone,", several bumps and turns, plus they "finish zone" that will kindly receive your seed. Made in Japan of phthalate-free materials, and lotion is included. A great toy for beginners and first-time users!
Here's a unique and fun toy from Toy's Heart (ToysHeart), which simulates a very specific fetish: receiving fellatio secretly, under a table or desk, which is a very specific condition indeed. Just imagine, that special girl sliding under your desk, lowering your zipper and giving you a special gift, though no one else who sees you sitting there is the wiser. The toy is extremely well-made, with grooves and bumps inside just like a real mouth, and a ton for getting oral pleasure. Made in Japan Of 100% phthalate-free materials, includes lotion. A great toy for beginners and first-time users!
The English phrase "the girl next door" in tonari no onee-san in Japanese, and that's the theme of this great onahole from Japan, which expertly simulates the welcoming vagina of a cute, experienced girl who lives next door to you, and dosn't mind if you come over for some quality sexy time with her. It's a well made toy created in Japan of 100% phthalate free materals, and at 200 grams the heft is just right. Inside the toy are amazing bumps and spiral ridges that will bring you off in no time. The toy is slightly larger than other toys by sex toys, because this oneessan isn't a virgin. By Toy's Heart (ToysHeart). A great toy for beginners and first-time users!
The words every guy wants to hear from his imaginary Japanese girlfriend or waifu is ima, hoshii no or "I want it now." This is an awesome onahole that simulates a tight and welcoming girl who's ready for you to enter. It's a well made toy created in Japan of 100% phthalate free materials, and at 200 grams the heft is just right. Inside the toy are amazing bumps and spiral ridges that will bring you off in no time. This toy simulates a tighter vagina and has a special suction feature to keep you securely inside. By Toy's Heart (ToysHeart). A great toy for beginners and first-time users!